XD Teehee!ChikenKannon wrote:http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1722057
Some F-Bombs and A-bullets, but all in all hilarious.
Stuff that makes me laugh
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Tin..I must have missed that one the first time around!-
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That made me laugh. Did you give J4 hell?Wyvern wrote:I still haven't forgiven J4 for slaughtering Jehannum's five year old kid mercilessly (and when I say slaughtering him, I mean whipped, kicked, battered, hung, drawn and quartered him) with that game RIGHT before my wedding. The kid had a screaming temper tantrum about not getting one more chance to try to win and yelling he didn't want to go to the stupid wedding. I think I saw J4 wither from the look Tinuvhiell gave him. Twisted Evil
When I asked why J4 couldn't have let the kid win once, I think he said something about "Losing is a life lesson too." Heheh. J4 gold, it really was.
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Don't worry, it's all fake.Kell wrote:What an insolent son of a donkey, honestly. I'd hit him in the face with a mullet even if he was my best friend. That guy ticks me off. If the DM's are like that, imagine the players. Wow.jawsofhana wrote:GM>Dave makes my day.. everyday.
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One of my friends just sent me this . . . Here's the e-mail message and subject:
Subject: I hate bush jokes
Message:
1.Five people are on a plane that's about to crash:
Elenor Rosevelt
Famous soccer player
President Bush
A school boy
The pope
There are only four parachutes. So Elenor Rosevelt grabs a parachute and says, "I was the president's wife and will be the first women president. I will not let my country down," and she jumps. The famous soccer player grabs a parachute and says, "I cannot let down my fans who are waiting for me," and jumps. President Bush grabs a pack and jumps saying, "I am the current president and smartest man in the world, I cannot die," and jumps. The pope turns and says to the school boy,"Take the last parachute dear boy, for you are young and I am old." The boy looks up at the pope and says,"Do not worry pope, there are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the world grabed my backpack." And they jumped.
2.Bush and $%^% Chaney were involved in a mass murder. They are captured, senteced to death and brought outside the police station to a walled courtyard. The cheif has them surrounded by police with guns pointed and turns to Chainey and says,"Any last words?" Chainey points to the sky and screams,"lightning!" Everyone turns and he jumps over the wall. The police chief shrugs and turns to Bush. "Any last words Mr. President?" Bush follows Chainy in pointing at the sky and screaming,"FIRE!"
I laughed so hard I fell off my chair at the second one, but the first one was . . . meh.
Subject: I hate bush jokes
Message:
1.Five people are on a plane that's about to crash:
Elenor Rosevelt
Famous soccer player
President Bush
A school boy
The pope
There are only four parachutes. So Elenor Rosevelt grabs a parachute and says, "I was the president's wife and will be the first women president. I will not let my country down," and she jumps. The famous soccer player grabs a parachute and says, "I cannot let down my fans who are waiting for me," and jumps. President Bush grabs a pack and jumps saying, "I am the current president and smartest man in the world, I cannot die," and jumps. The pope turns and says to the school boy,"Take the last parachute dear boy, for you are young and I am old." The boy looks up at the pope and says,"Do not worry pope, there are two parachutes left. The smartest man in the world grabed my backpack." And they jumped.
2.Bush and $%^% Chaney were involved in a mass murder. They are captured, senteced to death and brought outside the police station to a walled courtyard. The cheif has them surrounded by police with guns pointed and turns to Chainey and says,"Any last words?" Chainey points to the sky and screams,"lightning!" Everyone turns and he jumps over the wall. The police chief shrugs and turns to Bush. "Any last words Mr. President?" Bush follows Chainy in pointing at the sky and screaming,"FIRE!"
I laughed so hard I fell off my chair at the second one, but the first one was . . . meh.
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "Okay, now what?"
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "Okay, now what?"