"Get back back here Thief!" yells Jake the Steak as he races down the dirt path. The half-orc is unarmed, but armored in some new looking studded leather.
The man being chased, a human in simple clothes, finally stops exhausted and choked with dust from the road. He turns to face the approaching Jake.
"You stole my things. Prepare to die" says Jake. The man draws a dagger hidden in his shirt as Jake fist slams into the side of his head. He falls to the ground bloodied and unconscious.
"Jake the Steak!" the half-orc cheers.. a noise, to the east.
Jake turns to see another human, clad in wizardly clothes and protected by a majik shield. "Interesting", says the human "I like your style of fighting."
Jake eyes the man, cautiously. "Let me perform a test on you." Says the wizard.
Jake shrugs, "Okay."
The wizard mumbles some words, and suddenly Jake looks slightly dazed. It fades quickly.
Jake the Steak grins and asks, "Now Jake perform a test?"
The now uneasy looking wizard ponders and says, "I don't think that would be best..."
Jake replies "Punch for punch?"
The wizard sighs heavily, "very well..." as Jake walks upto him, raises his fist and clocks the man square in the jaw, sending him limp to the ground.
"Jake the Steak!" /victory
based on real events
