Happy Thanksgiving!

[Dusty]

Salutations, USA
We come to you from far-away
And we'll stay here- and pray here- and change it around
'Til clocks stop makin' their "tick-tock" sound
The pies are a-bakin', the fam'ly's awakened,
The bird's roasting over the flame,
The stuffing's goin' stuffin' with a blueberry muffin
While we pray for America's good name!
Eatin' in the room for eatin,
Livin' in the room for livin',
Today is the day that we say
Have a joyful, warm, stuffed-full Thanksgiving!

*bastes self in cooking oil* Must... End... Futile... Existence...

[Coasty1981]

*Rolls in preheated pot of peanut oil*

Here we go Dusty!

*Places Dusty in pot and waits 2 hours*

Mmmm tasty..

[Dusty]

*Rolls in preheated pot of peanut oil*

Here we go Dusty!

*Places Dusty in pot and waits 2 hours*

Mmmm tasty..

Sweet release -o-;