How Old Are You?

[IronWaffle]

Hey happy birthday man, you seemed older than 16. Hope you have a good one.

p.s. 16 never stopped anyone before.

[Ludovic]

16 now! Woo! I'm still unable to drink!

Yeah, it's not that great.

Always wake up with a headache if you're lucky. Usually with other clothes on [but your own, sometimes even those made for ladies], have those huge gaps in your memory where you don't remember that you and a friend started a nuts kicking contest and that's why your crotch hurts now that it is morning...

Wake up on strange beds, or bed-like surfaces. Or surfaces. Remembering you tried to climb a brick wall on your way home, for no reason. Wondering how strong those beer-goggles were. Wondering about the "magic car" that always gets you home.

My liver, brain, heart and I are on a strictly business relationship at this stage. I feel it's going well.

[IronWaffle]

A good time - Always wake up with a headache if you're lucky. Usually with other clothes on [but your own, sometimes even those made for ladies], have those huge gaps in your memory where you don't remember that you and a friend started a nuts kicking contest and that's why your crotch hurts now that it is morning...

Wake up on strange beds, or bed-like surfaces. Or surfaces. Remembering you tried to climb a brick wall on your way home, for no reason. Wondering how strong those beer-goggles were. Wondering about the "magic car" that always gets you home.

[ChikenKannon]

What are... I get into slap contests and nut kicking contests all the time. Usually over who pays for lunch.

[lankycheese]

Way to plagiarize Ludovic.

[Tinuvhiell]

Maybe he wrote the wiki.

[Starkwold]

I'm forming a special committee to investigate this vagrant act of plaigerism. Ludovic, I hope you know your academic career is on the line here! Unless you can convince Sean Connery to speak on your behalf, we'll have to expel you from the UoD and revoke your academic accomplishments to date!

[lockethrowsknives]

I'm terribly disappointed in you Ludovic. I'm not sure I can bring myself to play with any of your characters again...


...oh the humanity!

[NortherlyNanook]

Maybe he wrote the wiki.

My thoughts exactly. I doubt that he searched for "a good time" in response to the drinking thing.

[Ludovic]

I think Iron Waffle just added that to the Wiki or something. He was defining what I wrote as "a good time".

There's no way that it can be a coincidence otherwise, and I haven't searched the Wiki thing to check if it's actually there.

Mr. Waffle, care to clear your post so that I may clear my lovely germanic name?

Edit: There's nothing on Wikipedia. : )

[IronWaffle]

Joke - A joke is a short story or series of words spoken or communicated, ideally with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader. A practical joke differs in that the humor is not verbal, but mainly physical (e.g. throwing a custard pie in the direction of somebody's face). Some jokes are not funny.

Jokes are performed either in a staged situation, such as a comedy in front of an audience, or informally for the entertainment of participants and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter, although loud groans are also a common response to some forms of jokes, such as puns and shaggy dog stories.

[Dusty]

I've had bad experiences with drink. Like the time with the Whiskey last christmas where I awoke in a bathtub covered in my own sick. I haven't been able to look at a bottle of Jack D's since.

Good times.

[Vahene]

I've never gotten drunk, felt happy, or whatnot. My idea of drinking is nursing a beer all night long or having a glass or two of ice wine. (Given that ice wine, more than 1-2 glasses does make my head swim slightly.)

K, so not looking forward to 30

[EvilPyrate]

I've never gotten drunk, felt happy, or whatnot. My idea of drinking is nursing a beer all night long or having a glass or two of ice wine. (Given that ice wine, more than 1-2 glasses does make my head swim slightly.)

K, so not looking forward to 30

I love a good ice wine. Almost as much as I like a good port. Scotch still takes the lead for what I'd prefer to nurse over the course of an evening. I sometimes wish I could say I've never gotten drunk. Still, it's a rare occurrance. Mainly because of the quantity it takes to accomplish the task. I am definitely an expensive drunk.

[Despo]

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