Mister Journal - Pricklefingers Ramblings

[Pricklefingers]

Hi Mr. Journal,

Right now.. I don’t have a lot of friends. I have a couple, though, like Miss Vanguard Elvina! I like her. I don’t have many people to talk to right now.. so I figured that I would talk to you. Well.. not just Miss Vanguard Elvina.. but Carla too, but she’s been my friend for a couple years now. She’s a good doggy. People say she’s a wolf.. but they don’t know what they’re talking about.
Anyways! I also met a nice Sir Knight Mister Phelan Lord Sir… he’s a Knight.. of.. Agent Virtigo or something.. anyways! We found some Wyvern-Dragon things.. it almost ate me. Elvina though, who has really really really really really really really really really REEEEALLY pretty white hair.. and eyes.. and face.. she saved my life. So – she proved we are friends, so I really like her! Oh! Yeah! After they were dead.. i took their wobblies.. so people know I'm not lying!
I think I saw the fat dwarf today who beat me up in my sleep.. him and are gonna have to have a chat if it’s him. I think he stole my stuff before I got to town.. which.. well isn’t what a friend does. Sigard’s his name.. we were real good friends before… he’s grumpy… Anyways, I’m bored now so I’m gonna go Mr. Journal, have a nice day!

Gravan Pricklefingers

[Pricklefingers]

Mister Journal

Hi again! So.. I helped kill a swarm of goblins! Two people, a grumpy old mage and this pretty elf lady both almost died and I was able to do the saving this time!! I felt really good about it! But then one of the guards was really mean about it and said the gates were attacked and we left them to defend without it. That was really mean because.. two people almost died.. and if we didn’t go stop the attack.. well.. maybe the guards wouldn’t still be standing. It made me mad.. two people almost died for it. I don’t like those Fleet guys’ so much..

Well anyways.. I shouldn’t say too much about it.. cause the guard told me he’d throw me in a cell if I didn’t shut up. I saw Miss Pretty Vanguard Elvina.. she told me a secret.. but I can’t even tell you Mr. Journal. But, I wrote another letter to Mister Vanguard Sammil – I want to know if I am going to become a Vanguard or if I have more work to do…

I don’t know what else to say.. I saw Sigard.. he said he didn’t beat me up and steal my things.. but that when I smoked the plants the night before.. I fell into a deep sleep and goblins attacked us.. he woke up as they were running off and he chased after them.. I don’t know.. he’s been my friend for a long time.. maybe I should believe him.. even if he is a grumpy goblin kisses fat bearded toe sucker… anyways, I’m outta here!

Goodbye Mister Journal!

Gravan Pricklefingers