Favorite quotes

[Loki]

Couple of classic lines from Blackadder (don't know if you got this outside the UK but it was a great comedy sitcom type of thing)

Hag: "Two things you must know about the wise woman. First...she is a woman. Second...she is..."
Blackadder: "Wise?"
Hag: "Oh! You know her then?"
Blackadder: "No, just a wild stab in the dark, which is what you'll be getting in a minute if you don't become more helpful."




Baldrick: I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

[muletang]

Baldrick: I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

Classic! ahhhh, good times

[Loki]

I shall not post any more Blackadder quotes after this one.. there are to many to list.. but this did make me laugh quite a bit..

Blackadder: 'We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.'

[Grayle]

Oh, Loki....there are just too many.

I'll summarize mine with:

"It's a beautiful painting, Baldric. What's it called? The Vomiting Cavalier?" ~ Captain Edmund Blackadder

[StormRunner]

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."

H.P. Lovecraft

[lankycheese]

Ooo Call of Cuthulu, I've heard lots about Lovecraft's stories and am contemplating picking up one of his 'Best Of' compilations. Sounds like my kind of horror, less shock thrills and more fear of presence and of helplessness. (If that's a word)

[Trinn]

Couple of classic lines from Blackadder (don't know if you got this outside the UK but it was a great comedy sitcom type of thing)

Hag: "Two things you must know about the wise woman. First...she is a woman. Second...she is..."
Blackadder: "Wise?"
Hag: "Oh! You know her then?"
Blackadder: "No, just a wild stab in the dark, which is what you'll be getting in a minute if you don't become more helpful."




Baldrick: I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

I saw it in HMV and bought the set, based purely off of the memories this post gave me.

Having watched some of it, I'll say I havent found anythig that makes me chuckle so much for aaaages. Cheers Loki, +1 GoldStar.

[Grayle]

"Half of my playing last time was just getting my head around it." ~Lankycheese

[Evelond Formos]

"I have great faith in fools; my friends call it self-confidence."
~Edgar Allen Poe

"As with most things in life, I only APPEAR to know what I'm doing."
~somebody from Dasaria I, I think it was either Mel' or Meld'. Not sure, though. The rightful owner may take thine credit, and he who is not might steal it.

[lankycheese]

Haha that's awesome, my lecturer said something similar to that:

"The role of the engineer is not to know everything, but to make the general public think you know everything."

[Grayle]

"A plague o' both your houses!" ~Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare

Especially fitting for election day.

[baby1111007]

courtesy of J4

"Maelstrom, the dread lick of Nergal."

[Will]

"Our system of morality will never keep up with technology." --Godwin

[Starkwold]

'Lo, there do I see my father,
'Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
'Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
'Lo, they do call to me,
They bid me take my place among them,
In the Halls of Valhalla,
Where the brave, may live,
Forever.

[Grayle]

Falcon...your first character gets to start at 2nd level. Dm's, please transfer 1k XP from my account to Falcon's account.