Open letter

[Greyshore]

What do delirious mendicants, pugnacious, meretricious skinheads, and Evelond Formos have in common? If you answered, "They all goad effete crumbums into hurling epithets at Evelond's enemies," then pat yourself on the back. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against Evelond and his subtle but raucous attempts to require religious services around the world to begin with "Evelond is great; Evelond is good; we thank Evelond for our daily food".

Too many emotions to count raced through my mind when I first realized that Evelond shouldn't keep us hypnotized so we don't create a world in which irreligionism, parasitism, and nonrepresentationalism are all but forgotten. That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions turn the trickle of lexiphanicism into a tidal wave. Even if we accepted his perceptions, so what? Does that mean that Evelond commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface? Of course not. Maybe it's just me, but don't you think that his trucklers must be worn out from the acrobatics they have to perform to keep Evelond from turning on them, too? One of his former backers, shortly after having escaped from Evelond's iron veil of monolithic thought, stated, "Evelond has let his unpatriotic feelings obscure reality." This comment is typical of those who have finally realized that Evelond is typical of directionless hypochondriacs in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize his musings.

This is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by Evelond and of the destructive way in which he uses that power. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly. Why is he really so insolent? Is it because we must not miss our chance to shape a world of dignity and harmony, a world of justice, solidarity, liberty, and prosperity? Or because my message has always been that his approach is generally to seize upon an anecdote or a narrow and limited manifestation and/or purpose, and then totally blow it out of proportion to justify his inerudite half-measures? I don't pretend to know the answer, but I do know that he sees no reason why he shouldn't eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that Evelond holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden City -- sterile obstacles to progress who intensify race hatred. Until we address this issue, we will never move beyond it.

Thank you.












http://www.pakin.org/complaint

[Evelond Formos]

What Greyshore is trying to say, is...

[Stormknife]

Eve 1, Grey 0

[Will]

My complaint about Mr. Koolest L. Loser IV

I am writing to let you know that I have a concern regarding Mr. Koolest L. Loser IV's snivelling stances. You see, I unequivocally believe that the chief difficulty in writing about Mr. Loser is that he is secretly saying that I should just lose my temper. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that if I had to choose the most perverted specimen from his welter of predaceous gabble, it would have to be his claim that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom. Even if we accepted his deeds, so what? Does that mean that going through the motions of working is the same as working? Of course not.

Mr. Loser, you are welcome to get off my back this time and stay off. This is not to say that he has an uncanny ability to totally miss the point of any given issue. It is merely to point out that some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that there is little question that he is out of control and must be stopped. But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation. You may not be aware of this, but I am a law-and-order kind of person. I hate to see crimes go unpunished. That's why I honestly hope that Mr. Loser serves a long prison term for his illegal attempts to promote racial superiority doctrines, ethnic persecution, imperialist expansion, and genocide. Okay, there's no reason for me to be purblind, so I'll leave you with this concept: Mr. Koolest L. Loser IV's ignorant attempts to debunk myths often lead to the perpetuation of them.

[Kell]

I wholy support these attempts to openess and honesty. How very eloquaint.

[KoolestLoser]

This truth will be as pertinent six years as 60 years hence, but that's not the point of this letter. The point is that discrediting ideas by labeling them as rude is an old tradition among Kell's goombahs. Unless you share my view that aside from a few exceptions, this statement is unmistakably valid, there's no need for you to hear me further. While the question of who is right and who is wrong in this case is an interesting one, it is also something that I cannot and will not comment on, and not just because Kell has announced her intentions to irrationalize thinking on every issue. While doing so may earn Kell a gold star from the mush-for-brains revisionism crowd, statements like, "She is so tied up in her personal dreams that she is oblivious to what is happening in the world around her" accurately express the feelings of most of us here.

It seems ironic that that is no excuse for anything, given that if she succeeds in her attempt to introduce more restrictions on our already dwindling freedoms, it'll have to be over my dead body. Sure, Kell may have a right to let down ladders which the dissolute, semi-intelligible, and detestable scramble to climb, but we certainly don't have to stand idly by while she exercises that right. We are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what Kell does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why we must scuttle Kell's uncompanionable attempts to take a condescending cheap shot at a person that most unimaginative televangelists will never be in a position to condescend to. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own insipid, improvident rantings. It is time for someone to pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. Will that someone be you?

[Kell]

"Iiiiii know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.. "

[Black Hand Enclave]

"Iiiiii know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.. "

Try humming the "Jeopardy" theme music and then try getting it out of your head.

But this is why I posted to aid those among us who are not so well versed in unused words that made my head hurt on reading these previous posts.

Glossary

mendicants –noun a person who lives by begging; beggar.

pugnacious -adjective inclined to quarrel or fight readily; quarrelsome; belligerent; combative

meretricious –adjective 1)alluring by a show of flashy or vulgar attractions; tawdry. 2)based on pretense, deception, or insincerity. 3)pertaining to or characteristic of a prostitute.

effete –adjective 1)lacking in wholesome vigor; degenerate; decadent: an effete, overrefined society. 2)exhausted of vigor or energy; worn out: an effete political force. 3)unable to produce; sterile.

lexiphanicism -noun. The use of pretentious words, language, or style.

trucklers -noun form of –verb to submit or yield obsequiously or tamely (usually fol. by to): Don't truckle to unreasonable demands.

inerudite -adjective unlearned; ignorant.

mandarin -noun A member of an elite group, especially a person having influence or high status in intellectual or cultural circles.

welter -noun a state of commotion, turmoil, or upheaval: the welter that followed the surprise attack.

predaceous -adjective Given to victimizing, plundering, or destroying for one's own gain

improvident -adjective neglecting to provide for future needs

And on a side note when first reading this post my love for Eve impassioned me to the point of the edge of violence to be carried out against any who would speak against his righteous kingly monkeeness. I was most pleased to see he brought all his power to bear to humble the initial poster with an appropriate poster. Much love Eve.

And remember boys and girls, play nice.

Equally important:
Maelstrom is the greatest Evil ever to grace this Realm with His malevolent presence!

[Nemesis]

sorry double post

[Nemesis]

Sounds like some folks have been reading /watching too many political debates!!!

Actually, the proper use of vocabulary in these posts is far more accurate than in most political debates. However, using grandiose words when diminutive ones would suffice just serves to obfuscate the situation.

[Peregrinus]

Maelstrom is the greatest Evil ever to grace this Realm with His malevolent presence!

Shhh, you're not suppose to say that name, lest he appear... and you don't want that, now do you...

[Kell]

Maelstrom is the greatest Evil ever to grace this Realm with His malevolent presence!

Shhh, you're not suppose to say that name, lest he appear... and you don't want that, now do you...

[Vahene]

Is that a trick question?

Of course we want him to appear. It's like saying "Kell" in an empty
town, and then wondering afterwards why no guards are alive.

K

[Stormknife]

It's like saying "Trace" in an empty
town, and then wondering afterwards why no foreigners are alive.

Fixed..

[Black Hand Enclave]

Shhh, you're not suppose to say that name, lest he appear... and you don't want that, now do you...

We would shed our blood and yours as well while dancing naked and crying out His name Maelstrom! Maelstrom! Maelstrom! from the highest peak in the land just for the chance of worshiping at the ground before His Magnificence. I bow my head and weep daily for the loss of His influence.

Forgive me, I digress. Please continue.