The Dasanee's

[KoolestLoser]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, welcome! Today's award show is brought to you by Hunar's Jack's. Don't breakdown without one!

Fabulous turn out this evening, we've a spectacular 40/40 present. Give yourself a round of applause, everyone!

Ahaaaahahaha.

Tonight's musical guest--Depheant and the Trojans! Play that trombone, you fiend! Ahaaaaahahah.

I hope everyone is enjoying their fish, tasty stuff isn't it? Our resident cook--Tin is getting paid NOTHING.

Ahaaaaaaahahah.

Enough with the formalities, am I right folks? Am I right? Riiiiight, on to the main event! We've all had our eyes peeled and fingers crossed for this wonderful Sunday to come along, am I right folks? Yeaaaaaaaah.

The Dasanee's! The highly coveted awards handed out by yours truly--THE Koolest of Losers. Thank you, thank you for the applause 40 of 40.

Tonight's first category--Longest User logged into the Forums! Nominees are...

Google [Bot]--you sly dog you! I see you hiding with the lamp shade on your head, stand up and take a bow!

Ahaaaaaaahahah.

Our second nominee is well known for his role in SPAM. That's right ladies and gentlemen, Yahoo [Bot]! Ahaaaahahah, we ALL saw that one coming, didn't we? Yes, yes I know. Stop throwing the fish.

Our third nominee is everyone's favorite wyvern, Wyvern! Congratulations sir! Sit down already, please.

And the fourth nominee iiiiiiiiiiis...that's right, folks! Vahene! Boy, I sure don't know how to pronounce that name. (Vuh-Heen? Vah-hee-nee? Hen-ev-ah?) Ahaaaaaaaaaahahah.

And the winner is--drum roll please, Depheant!

*Drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum*

YAHOO SPAM BOT C'MON UP HERE! LET'S HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOLKS, GIVE IT UP FOR THE LIVELIEST BOT AROUND AAAAAAAAALRIGHT!

Ahaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

Stay tuned folks--more to come in this years, DASANEE'S!

[Evelond Formos]

I nominate:

Peregrinus for his continued and nearly thankless wiki support
Atharin for both his apparent upcoming contributions and the help he's extended to multiple users on the forum
Alterity for making a serious effort to create a new building in Cear
Mon da Oth for both outstanding RP, and for being one of the most friendly PCs I've met on Das
Jarek for being logged into Dasaria almost all the time

[Mon-da-oth]

Thanks Eve. I will remember to bring some ripe fruit if I ever visit your zoo.

[Alterity]

Thanks Eve